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Autographed ‘FIRED’ DVD Giveaway!

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We’re shipping this autographed “Fired” DVD to somebody tomorrow! That’s right! Tomorrow! REBLOG THIS POST in the next 24 hours (and add your email), and we’ll randomly choose the winner at 1:00pm EST on Tuesday. Just be sure to include your email address so we can contact you.

And as always, you can still watch “Fired” — our 30 minute special — at CollegeHumor, or in HD on YouTube. And, of course, you can buy the DVD from BustedTees as well! Good luck!

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Forever Alone - The Four Stages of being Single
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Forever Alone - The Four Stages of being Single

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Slowly but surely, I have stopped getting invited anywhere haha

Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

oo fiona ;D

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miceloverice:

L O THE FUCKING L

O_O YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!

It hurts just thinking about something like that

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO OMMMMMGGG

oooooowwwwwwwwwww

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tixxera:

everyherphasitsderp:

imnotagoodboy:

miceloverice:

L O THE FUCKING L

O_O YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!

It hurts just thinking about something like that

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO OMMMMMGGG

oooooowwwwwwwwwww

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Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must have really been creepy.

“What are you doing to my face?”

“Just trust me on this one”

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Your experience of daily life is as real as your dreams, since both exist completely within your own mind. It is for this reason that our experience of life could be compared to a dream-state.

When you wake up, does the person that you were in the dream die? No, who you were was only an illusion created in your own mind. But, then, the same can be said for when you are awake.

The truth is, who you are right now is an illusion; your illusion.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

Mark Twain
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